@taylorswift13: Watching tv with my cat while eating Toy Story fruit snacks. So basically I’m 80 and 5 at the same time.

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homoish:

I hate that feeling you get in your stomach when you see him. No, not butterflies. I’m talking about that need for dick so much it actually hurts in your stomach

taylorswift:

Usually this S represents ‘Swift’ but today I’m wearing it because SELENA IS 22!!!! 

vogue-ae:

life’s too short for shitty laptops and slow internet

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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"Tie my own sandals and everything."

whorville:

Pluto isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard and tiny ;)

oomshi:

I may be short but you’re still beneath me ;/

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